Get your stuff done first, then you can goof off
Always take care of your sister
Plan ahead. Most people can’t plan more than a few days ahead
Listen to your mother
Everyone laughs and smiles for the same reasons
It’s harder to concentrate late at night. Get your work done before then
Treat women with respect. Never put your hands on a woman
Offer your guests a drink
Try your best. If it’s a soccer game or school or work, always do the best you can
James Bond is cooler than Indiana Jones (I’m still not sure about this one)
Look at the mom. That’s what your wife will look like later
Travel will teach you about the world
Reading and exercise are very important. Do them every day
No one likes it when you’re crabby
When leaving: say your goodbyes, and make sure you give your grandparents a hug
Driving is about anticipation. You need to anticipate what other drivers may do
You’ll feel a lot better when your work is done
Buy the best home you can afford right now. Make sure you can accept living in it for the rest of your life, even if you plan to move
Your spouse is the most important person in your life
Be smart
Don’t stay up too late
In Liar’s dice, you just have to convince the next person
Stick with The Hobbit. Just read the first 100 pages. It gets better.
When people are worried about when their next meal may come, they’re not thinking about the world and the big picture
It’s just sports, just a game. It doesn’t affect your life
Dijon mustard really is better than ordinary yellow
Clear everyone’s plates
When doing a puzzle, start with the edge pieces
She’s always right
Don’t look back. You can only move forward